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OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE- CHAP-TAR 7 by im-kellins-table, literature

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OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE- CHAP-TAR 7

CHAP-TAR 7 VICZZ POVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvv10 Me& kelz wer standin in da middle of warpd. In da sky. “SO VEKTRAORA, WHAT BAND DO U WANA C 1ST???” axed kel. “HMhmmMMm…….either blood on the dance floor or one direction…OR NICKI MANAJ” ‘OMG I LUV HER SM” “ME 2!!!!!” me & kel started fangirilin over manaj. It went like diz: me:SHE IS SOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTA IDJVKHDAIGLEAHJDBFBJKSHCLFALKASJH kel: OMGOMPGOGNO IKR EVEN THO IM AS STRAIGHT AS HARRY STYLE’S HAIR SHE IZ SO FAKIN HOT OMF me: asgskhd,ajlk I luv stupid hoe!! WHEN I GET MAD AT ASSHOLEZ I JUS WHIP OUT MAH EYEPOD AND BLAST DA

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OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE - CHAP-TAR 6

CHAP-TAR 6 (omg finally amiright ahahhAHGHAAH I WAS LAZY O K A Y) kellyann10s pov I flew down da hallwayz into teaachr ladys classroom. "TECHAR LADEH!!!!!!" I exclamd. "WHAT!?!???" she scremd like a chimpanzee. "hav u sen vic10" Techr lady turnd around slowly..sO SLOW THAT THE WORLD FUCLKING S T O PP ED D. "…………….yes" I le gasped like be cause omg "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R R R r r R R " I SCREMD LIKE A CHUMPANZEH "well. Aye showd him ur sexy modelin book and he was like OHYMGODFOGNAMVDLAKLGSDGGDHJKHKJSA so he wen lokin 4 yu" wat? He likz my modelin pictuars?????? oMG W O W! CANNOT BELIVE DIS AWESOM

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HIPSTER ATTACK AHAHHA

I parked Brooke's flying rainbow pony in front of Austin's apartment building, then hopped off his back. Brooke patted his head and gave him some candy as a thank you. "Thanks for taking us here, Joshie!" Brooke told the pony, with a huge smile. "It was no problem." He replied in his oddly deep voice. Jared, Brooke, Rachel, Julia and I strolled up to the stairs of the apartment building. I fished through my jacket pocket and pulled out a slip of paper with Austin's apartment number on it. Even though the five of us had visited this place tons of times, I just could never remember the number. Level 4, number 73. We climbed up fo

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OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE - CHAP-TAR 5

CHAP-TAR 5 Oli-vars P.O.V.O.M.G. (this part iz 2 b red ina briteesh ACEENT OkaY Y) I WAS SPRAWLED ON THE FLOOR, BLEEDING EVERYWHERE. GOD DAMMIT VICTRUE AND YOUR STUPID HAMMERS OF PAIN. I LOOKED AROUND GROGGILY. EVERYONE WAS GONE, AND I WAS ABOUT TO DIE. WELL FUCK. I LOOKED DOWN TO MY PANTS, AND THEY WERE THE MOST SOAKED OF ALL BECAUSE VEK JUST HAD THE NEED TO HAMMER ME IN THE BALLS (a/n LLOOLOLOL THAT SOUNDS DIRTY OK OMG IM SORRY ITS NOT MEANT TO BE LIKE T H A T OMGimsorry omg_) I looked up to the heavens. "JESUS, CAN YOU HEAR ME?" I whispered dramatically. "I NEED YOUR HELP.PLEASE HEAL MY MAN SECTION SO I CAN LIVE ON WITH MY LIF

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CHAP-TAR 4 Aus100000s pov: Omg .. I caNNOT beliEVEE MY LIFEE OMGOMOMG OK ICNAAT,,. VEEK100 JUST RAN AWAY CRYIN! CRYCYRCERYIN!!!!! WHAT?!>!?!!?!? I wiped mah eyes wit mah sleeve and sniffld. Men don't cry motherfucker. MEN DON'T FRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH OK Sigh. I continud walkin all mopeh and hoped to find alan somewhere in a corner pretendin to b a cat. Sigh. I don't want ALAANNN ANYMORE MY HEART BEEATS 4 MEXISEXIS!!!!!!!!! NOTGINGER----- I stahptd. I CAN THINK OF PLAN AND MAKE SEXI-VEKKY LURV MEH!!!!!!!! HOW CAN U NOT LUV AUSTAN CAR10LEILEL!???????? NYEEHHEHE…………………………..MEJLAKG He willluv me. Veekturz10s pownt oof voo (pov lo

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OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE - CHAP-TAR 3

CHAP-TAR 3 Vickehvickviccvec decided 2 star t his quest AAAAASSSSAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP so he scamperd bak 2 the hallwayz of DOOM. "hmm idek what im savin kel10 from but OH WHALE." Sed veek1110000 to himself. "I MUST BWARE OF SEXUAL HOT CRETURZ…AHHH" he also sed. Den, all fo a sudden, WABAAMMMMMM A REALLY HOT TALL SKINNY GUY APPEARED FROM DA HEAVENS!!!! "o…m……g." wisperd vek. "do u werk owt cuz u r HELLA FINE BOY!!" the dude infront of vekk smiled a 1000000000 watt smile or whtevr its called. "LOL NOPE. BUT YAH I NO IM SO HOT RITE LIKE 10000% WOULD BANG". He sed Omggg vic was so flustered at dis moment. DIS HAWT GAH WAS STANDIN TH

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OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE - CHAP-TAR 2

CHAP-TAR 2 Vurk-turr stumbled in2 prison class. Da wallz were pented blak, da flur wuz pented blak, da sky waz pernted blakk, and all da students wer pented blak. Like dey were black blobs of pain and darknass. "omg i gon die" whispered v-10 as he took a step into prison/hell/darknezz/doom world. "Herro veek110. Welcam 2 skewl." Sed teacher lady. She handed Vicky a book. ""wat iz dees?" vurk-10 axed. "jus open et vECTAR okay JUS FAKKIN OPEN IT DAMMITTEAHOIEIAJOG OKAY/?!?!>>!>!>!?!?!?!?" "omg ok sry" v-boi cried veeksir opened el book and scremd . it was filled witt kelz MODELLING!!!!! OMGOMGMOMOGM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DEY W

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OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE - CHAP-TAR 1

OMFG DIS IZ PARADISE CHAP-TAR 1 A kellic luv novel of death AND pain by me ONE day Vic was wandering around hiz new skewl liek a lost puppy. Cuz it was a new skewl so he was Lost. OOPS! "GOD DA MMIT IM LOST!" gumbled veek-tur as he continued thru the dark halls of doom/hell. "omg im gon b late 4 class! NOOoooOo!!!1!!" he screetched very much like a chimpanzee. Vic10 dashed thru the maze of death and destruction trying to find room -29774666662a469. But, omg, he crashed into something…or…SUM1!!! omfg. "OW WATCH WHERE UR GOIN YHUU MEXICAN FAGGOT" A kid wit a rly high girl voice and emo hair roared. Hiz shirt said "I AM Kelz so f

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Oct 9
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<--BWAHHAH

um. hello.

i am FEMALE

i am between the ages of 12-15 but im not gonna tell you BWAHAHHA

i live in the US c:

my life consists of music, art, and the internetz.

friends:

i really freaking love bands okay.

I WILL NAME ALL THE BANDS I LIKE IN ABC ORDER NOW BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF ROOM IN THE INTERESTS SECTION. BANDS WITH A BLUE BULLET NEXT TO THEM ARE THE ONES I LOVE MOST:

A Day To Remember

A Skylit Drive

A Static Lullaby

AFI

Adelitas Way

Alesana

ALL TIME LOW (4th fav)

Asking Alexandria

August Burns Red

Avenged Sevenfold

Black Veil Brides

blessthefall

BLINK-182 (6th fav)

Brand New

BRING ME THE HORIZON (7th fav)

Bullet For My Valentine

Cherri Bomb

Chiodos

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk

Egypt Central

Emarosa

Escape The Fate (i really love the album dying is your latest fashion xD)

Evanesence

Fall Out Boy

Falling In Reverse

Fit For Rivals

Flyleaf

Foo Fighters

For All Those Sleeping

Forever The Sickest Kids

Get Scared

Green Day

Hands Like Houses

Hit The Lights

I See Stars

KoRn

Like Moths To Flames

Linkin Park

Marianas Trench

Marilyn Manson

Mayday Parade

Memphis May Fire

Mindless Self Indulgence

Miss May I

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE (my favorite band. ever.)

OF MICE & MEN (5th fav)

Panic! At The Disco

Paramore

Pencey Prep

PIERCE THE VEIL (2rd fav)

Silverstein

Skillet

SLEEPING WITH SIRENS (3rd fav)

Slipknot

Sum 41

Taking Back Sunday

The All-American Rejects

The Downtown Fiction

The Early November

The Offspring

The Used

Three Days Grace

Tonight Alive

Underoath

Vampires Everywhere!

We Are The In Crowd

Woe, Is Me

30 Seconds To Mars

OMG THAT WAS A LONG LIST
(im probably gonna be adding to it..yeah.)
BANDS.

people call me a mosher but i just wear black jeans sometimes.

FREAKING DELIA SMITH PANCAKES

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Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, PIERCE THE VEIL, SLEEPING WITH SIRENS, ALL TIME LOW, ADTR, BVB, ESCAPE THE FATE, FALLING IN REVERSE, FOR ALL THOSE SLEEPING, I SEE STARS, LINKIN PARK, MEMPHIS MAY FIRE, P!ATD, PARAMORE, THE USED, UNDEROATH, AND MANY MANY MORE.

Other Interests

okay so i like: BANDS OMFG BANDSSS, ART, FANFICTION, THE INTERNET, AMAZINGPHIL AND DANISNOTONFIRE, BLUEBERRIES, FRERARD, JALEX, BANDS, INTERNET, EYELINER, HAIR DYE, AND BANDS. andandnandand my little pony :'D

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Feb 7, 2013

IM RED ORANGE AND BLACK

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color quiz ~ ~RED~ [x] You get angry a lot. [x] You love the hot weather. [ ] You play a lot of sports. [ ] Out of all your friends you are the most outgoing. [x] You hate being pushed around. [ ] You are very active. [x] You get embarrassed often. [x] You love spicy foods total: 5 ~BLUE~ [/] You like soft music. [x] You love mints. [ ] You are very collected. [/] You love spending time outdoors. [x] You are mostly organized. [ ] Your favourite season is winter. [/] You like elephants. total: 3.5 ~GREEN~ [/] You are told that you make people happy. [ ] You help the environment. [/] You donate lots of money to orga

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Jan 31, 2013

I SCREWED UP 33% OF MY TEENAGE LIFE?

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[ ] Gotten detention. [ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class. [ ] Gotten suspended. [x] Gotten caught chewing gum. [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test Total: 1 [ ]Arrived late to class more than 5 times. [ ] Didn't do homework over 5 times. [ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late. [ ] Missed school cause you felt like it. [ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. Total : 1 [x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. [x] Texted people during class. [x] Passed notes. [ ] Threw stuff across the room. [x] Laughed at the teacher. Total : 5 [ ]  Pulled Down The Fire Alarm. [ ] Went on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, e

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Jan 24, 2013

DOIN MEMES WHEN I SHOULD BE DOIN HW

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1) Self harmed? yeah. 2) Got into a real fight? nah. 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? i dont think so. 4) Tried to commit suicide? nope. 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? tons of times >_< 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? YESSSSSS HIGH SCHOOL OF THE DEAD ITS AN ANIME ABOUT A FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? probably? 8) Accused someone of using you? i didnt like, go up to them and say it..but i know that they did. 9) Shoplifted? nah, id feel way too guilty. 10) Gotten drunk/high? noooooo. 11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist